I hate when kids get on my lawn. Its a LAWN its not for walking on damnit! That’s what sidewalks are for. In fact anyone under the age of 50 should be rounded up and kept away from us normal people. Damn kids with their new fangled ideas and driving too fast. What the hell [...]
The damn doctors made me quit smoking. Back in my time everyone smoked, none of this namby pamby crap that the damn liberals like my good for nothing offspring are. Bad for you, HAH. The damn enema’s the nurses insist on giving you are bad for you!
Now I am not supposed to have a [...]
When I was in the Army I used to be a teacher. They used to send me the young ladies in Korea to train to become support staff for HQ and whatnot. The girls were dying to get in since the whole country was fucked and would do just about anything to keep out of [...]